Cancer Jiles Biography

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Biography	Cancer Jiles, born April 20th, 1982; hails from the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia. On his days away from the ring, he enjoys kicking back and relaxing within the confines of his hometown. He loves the city, and it loves him back. CJ religiously follows all the local sports teams, trying to make it to as many sporting events as possible. Outside of the city, he is arrogant, brash, egotistical, and quite frankly just down right rude. He could careless about anyone else except for Mr. Cool. Not afraid to hide the fact, as he constantly puts himself at the forefront of his daily life. Only a FEW close friends come in a distant second. Everyone else: from priests to presidents can be found way back in the corner of the rear view mirror, getting dusted my the COOLNESS he emits. This train of thought forces the King of Cool to constantly teeter on the edge of right and wrong, frequently falling might I add. No one person, or cause, or place is more important then Cool Cancer Jiles. He carries this mentality into the wrestling ring as well. He has been a wrestler for sometime now, getting started in the business after flunking out of college back in the summer of 2002. His background in sports, and all the natural ability and talent in the world quickly ushered him through the doors of many promotions early on in his career. During this time, CJ burnt so many bridges causing federation's to turn their backs, and in some instances, even going as far as black listing him. In an effort to advance, and better his career, Jiles brought on long time assistant and confidant, Whammy Jammy. His role was/is to handle all the red tape that comes with the wrestling business. Cancer and Whammy sought out many promotions, ranging from all over the world. All of which never seemed worthy of the Jiles' star. After finally settling down in a relatively large promotion, his career took a turn for the worse. An injury during an unsanctioned super-steel cage(50 feet high) match left Cancer bed ridden in a hospital for 4 months. During that match, Mr. Cool plummeted through three stacked up tables from the very top of the massive cage, finally coming to rest on the outside of the ring. Following the downtime, he decided it was best to take a break from the sport. Now, after a long rest, he looks to get his feet wet once again and hopefully reach his wrestling nirvana. CANCER JILES DREAM HISTORY Aug. 10th, 2009 - Upsets Jak Nemesis in debut. Sept. 1st / Oct. 25th - 1st Cool Title Reign (*Defended 3x) Nov 2nd / Jan. 27th - Tag Team Champions _ Egg Bandits: (**Defended 4x) Nov- 8th / Nov. 29th - 2nd Cool Title Reign Dec. 7th / ??? - 3rd Cool Title Reign (***Defended 3x) Jan. 31st / Jan. 3st - 1st Dream Title Reign (VACATED) _____ Fun fact: ‘Cool’ Cancer Jiles has participated in four Dream Pay Per Views (Bashed in the USA, Golden Dreams, Seasons Beatings, Scrambled Dreams) each time winning, or successfully defending the COOL Title. Fun fact: ’Cool’ Cancer Jiles is 24 - 6 - 2 over his Dream Wrestling Career (Tag and Singles). Mr. Cool has a 9 - 2 record in matches concerning the Cool title. 5 - 2 record in regards to the Tag Team titles, and is 1 - 0 when competing for the Dream title. Fun fact: The Egg Bandits have egged, Level One, Mike Polowy, Matt Zylbert, Tex Terror, Nathan Paradine, Charlie Blackwell, Jimmy Riley, Mad Max, Lee Best, Defiance, Scottywood, themselves, and other members, past and present from the Dream roster. _____ * Casey Peirro Zabotel x2, Jak Nemesis ** Brothers of Prophecy x2, chicKEN CHOKERSx2, The Grady Bunch *** Mike Polowy, Doozer, Psymon
Other Feds	Defiance
Other Fed Titles
Other Fed Awards	Coolest Wrestler Ever - Self Proclaimed

Quotes

• "You're just a mongoloid, plain and simple."
• "Trust me, you'll regret the day you try to touch Cool... Similar to the way your Mommy regrets the day you were born."
• "You're not COOL enough to be Mr. Cool."
• "Look on the bright side... not even a young Zack Morris is COOL when compared to me... so don't go killing yourself just yet."
• "I'm so COOL that when I take a shit, it does in fact smell like roses. When I blow my nose, diamonds come flying out. Yeah, it's painful... at first, but it's all about the bling-bling, bitches."
• "You ever hear of the energy drink called Five Hour Energy? It's pretty big, but anyways... that's my spit in the bottle."