
| Real Name | James Parson |
| Nicknames | The Illustrated Man |
| Birthday | 02/15/69 |
| Height | 5'10 ft/in |
| Weight | 250 lbs |
| Hometown | Bakersfield, California |
| Biography | The "sport," the "industry," call it what you will, creates a man like Dark, and believe me, its not a pretty sight to see. It can down right kill a man, this business, and those who are lucky enough to survive it live with the wounds for the rest of their lives. He grew up in practically a dust bowl; Bakersfield, California, a place too dumb to realize the infertile nature of their lands, and legalize gambling like Vegas, and too stubborn to take to computers like Silicone Valley. They were the ignorant spawn of California, too far from the beauty of Hollywood and its pristine plastic package, and even farther from left-wing liberalism of Frisco. He wrestled for fame and money when he was younger, now he just does it for sport. Now he chokes chickens. |
| Other Feds | UTA, USWL |
| Other Fed Titles | many... |
| Other Fed Awards | twice as many.. |