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Title: Look Mommy...I didn't no-show
Featuring: Adrien Cochrane
Date: 3/9/10
Location: Some bar

[Adrien Cochrane has some crazy friends. Some that are beyond crazier than any eGG Bandit.]

Adrien's Friend: "Is Aye-dre-un he-ah yet?"

Bartender: "He's almost here to pick you up."

[One of Adrien's local friends had a little too much to drink. Adrien was on his way to the airport to head off for the next Slaughter, but the friend's house was on the way, so Adrien saw no harm in making sure his friend got home safely.]

Adrien: "Where are you..."

[Adrien Cochrane walked into the bar, looking to scoop up his friend. The friend looks back at Adrien and gleefully approaches him.]

Friend: "ADRIEN!! I'm so glad to see you!"

[The friend looks at Adrien and then the bar.]

Friend: "Wait...what are you doing here? You don't drink."

[Adrien laughs. Drunk people can be so funny.]

Adrien: "I'm here to help you get home. Come on, let's get in the car and...try not to puke in it."

[Adrien's friend was out cold before he even finished his sentence. Adrien decided to pick his friend up, to put him in the back of the car. Made good exercise to help prepare him for the handicapped match tomorrow.]

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